almost untouched nature does not disappear anywhere, but convenient paths, lighting above them, surveillance cameras, children's and sports grounds appear, local residents always participate in the development of the appearance of the future park, central parks, and we also renovate them, in lobnya, in mytishchi, in podolsk, we continue the next stage in elektrostal, in naginsk, balashikha, a lot of work is being done. in solnichnogorsk, in krasnogorsk, in total this year 15 city parks will be completely improved. yaroslav krasenko, pavel vitrinsky, maxim kazakov and tatyana popova, news. and the life of many of the most ordinary moscow suburban courtyards is poisoned by companies of unruly teenagers. conflicts between generations sometimes end in fights with injuries to participants. this was the case 10 and 20 years ago, but since then the level of security has increased, the police have begun to work objectively better, video cameras are on everyone.

they come here specifically because alcohol and energy drinks are sold to them in the bees without a passport, you only need to give the password, they sit, drink stupidly, go out from this little bee, they come here and drink, they break mirrors, puncture tires, move benches, these cigarette butts, we also decided to look into the little bee, why do you sell alcohol to children alcohol,

the local administration assures that they have repeatedly held explanatory talks with the store management, but it seems that these measures have not had any effect. kiril popovstasia. popov, news. well, in moscow healthcare, a significant event. the fourth center for organ tissue transplantation has appeared in the capital. this is a field of medicine, approximately like in science, nuclear physics is a concentrate of everything that is most advanced, innovative and progressive. a new department has opened in the fifty- second hospital, and it will specialize in kidneys. in this area, they will now be able to do everything, diagnose, treat and transplant. and what is interesting is that transplantology has returned to where it was to

what is this circle that medical history has made? about this right now. our new department. it would seem to be the most ordinary hospital department. there are wards, a dressing room, procedure room, ultrasound room. but this is where the highest surgical aerobatics begin, organ transplantation, next to the operating room. right now, in the fifty-second hospital , the first one is underway. kidney transplant operation, the most modern equipment, anesthesia machine, three surgeons, assistants, the whole process should take no more than 4 hours, so coagulation pinset, all set off, not a single unnecessary movement, the new department is also a new team of twenty specialists who came from other clinics, to deal with they will not only be kidney transplants, it is a whole complex of different operations, interventions that are performed.

at the preparation stage, sometimes it is necessary to remove one's own kidneys, which interfere with the transplant. additional interventions are often required after the transplant. how are you feeling? excellent. one of the... first patients in the new department, this medical staff is like this, the surgeon comes in every day, that everything is fine, but he worries, the impossible was made possible, like here they treat, i honestly have not seen it anywhere, and this is already the sklifosovsky institute, the kidney transplant center, it has been operating here for almost 20 years, the annual number of transplants is growing, over the last year we have exceeded 250 transplants, it is better for several centers to be opened in such a situation, because the skill of surgeons, it is

developed only on a large flow. in fact, this most difficult type of surgery returned in 52. in the late sixties , on the basis of this hospital, the institute was opened, where the history of russian transplantology, then he just moved. we finally realized our long-standing dream. now patients who suffer from kidney diseases receive absolutely any treatment from us, from diagnostics to all types of renal replacement therapy. a patient with kidney pathology gets to one attending physician, who accompanies him for life, doctors from one team deal with all options for his treatment, of course, it is all very convenient.

some riding arenas, sports arenas and restaurant kitchens. until september more than 5,000 different events will take place, it would be extremely unwise not to visit any of them, but what to choose from such a colossal assortment? our igor yaroslavtsev , with great difficulty, coped with this task. cardboard shakespeares stanislavskys, mimes and musicians on chistye prudy. moscow boulevards will be transformed into a theatrical. and stage this summer. in 92 days, viewers will see more than 600 productions. this year , not only moscow theaters are participating, but actors from other regions and even countries will also come. at once on fourteen sites fairy tales, musicals, bold experiments, a theater boulevard, rich events. a real holiday,

i was lucky to participate last year, and it was grandiose, in general, how many people there were, how many spectators, it is important that it is absolutely free. with the beginning of summer, bears came to the city residents. another city festival is a circus tent. jugglers aerial gymnasts are waiting for spectators at three sites at once in izmailovo, yuzhnobutovo and mostkino park. summer in moscow is not a calendar season, but a never-ending one holiday, hundreds of sites are already working, the same number will open very soon. near the house, yes, everything is there, but you know, life is in full swing here. retrogameming pavilion, for those who still remember the words "sega and dendy" or want to plunge into the era of the first game consoles. i lost 100 times, and then won once, and next to the virtual racing tournament, it is not at all like what you see when you get behind the wheel, because it is on such simulators that formula 1 pilots train. until the end of the summer on the city streets the championship stone,

scissors paper, which requires only luck, 1:0 you can play until the first defeat, the loser returns the next day again earns points, the person who scored the most points in a week, in the final, which will be held on september 7. on the old arbat , guests are greeted by a huge samovar, memorable photos, souvenirs and new tea, the moscow variety, also from a samovar, only smaller. fruity notes are felt, a very interesting taste. whether this summer will be hot, it is difficult to say yet, but you can now sunbathe and swim without leaving the city, and the open-air swimming pools have opened. great idea, more places like this, and very soon you will be able to dive into the water in gorky park. an equipped beach has already appeared near the pioneer pond, lick it. premises, which will apparently house cafeterias, and to make swimming not only pleasant, but also safe, a special water purification system has been installed here, to relax in nature, it is not necessary to go to the dacha, all summer there is another festival in the city, moscow estates. more than 50 participate in the festival 2,000 events are planned for the estate.

for example, the tsaritsyn reserves museum will host poetry walks, a classical music concert, and even teach you how to play gorodki. green corners have appeared in the very center of the city, with gardens spreading out on the streets. opposite the central department store, they planted more than 90 trees and 9,000 flowers, in kamergersky lane there is a real coniferous forest, a little further by the stanislavsky monument there is a cherry orchard, petunias and sage and lavender on the city bridges, lilacs, apple trees, roses, from the most beautiful spots at the entrance to the large theater, a blooming garden here delighted the townspeople throughout the 20th century, there will be even more venues, the grandest one on manezhnaya square will open soon. igor yaroslavtsev, lyanovikov, andrey lapidus and ada adamova. news. summer is a small life, and you need to live it so that it is not excruciatingly painful for the aimlessly lived months. it was a week in the city, we will return in exactly 7 days to tell the stories that happened next to us. until we meet again.

from the voldy and enisya loudly through your meadows to the river run native. strong and magnanimous, russia celebrates its holiday. and believe in simple words, we are proud. my pride, my strength. mine! where the soul sings, where it is easy to breathe,

a big festive concert dedicated to russia day, broadcast from red square on june 12 on prt, i know it's hard for you, but we will have to live together somehow, you understand, well, i can't load a dog on board without a certificate, well, such are the rules, you understand? yan sapnik, i have a business trip abroad, viktor dobronravov, what was that on the runway, i don't know, dog, i think, pavel maikov, vladimir ilyin, quiet, the seventeenth is coming in for landing, it's about to run, there is, and no one else is running to meet it, its owner flew to prague on this plane. and he didn't take it with him, vladimir simonov, the whole world should recognize this dog, what's its name, palm tree,

palm tree, do you miss it, palm tree, i miss you too, on friday on rtr.

hello, our dear viewers, we missed you very much, karam, you know what i 'd like to talk about today, about what? about hobbies? that's what in your opinion a person can get carried away? a neighbor, i'm talking about another hobby, i can't understand how about another, one neighbor is enough, why do i need another? no, karen, i'm talking about a hobby, well, for example, a guy says to a girl: for you, i'm ready to do anything, i'll move mountains, i'll share all your hobbies with you, what, what are you into? i, i'm into parachute jumping from... thanks to hobbies , we expand our inner world, find like-minded people. one man got carried away with photography took a gorgeous photo, an evening sunset in the park, with a kissing couple, and even made a lot of money on it.

i wonder how he sold this photo to a cool magazine for 300 rubles. no, he... the main thing for - to win time for your hobbies, and this is not easy, and so that this hobby does not interfere with others, the chess player neighbor next door can play chess even until late at night, here is a neighbor who is a bayenist, no, yes, that's for sure, and we also have very passionate people gathered, passionate about sparkling humor, meet, i have been collecting all sorts of funny nonsense, absurdities, all sorts of things in my opinion for many years,

funny things, that's what happened, it turned out to be a whole collection of curiosities. let's start with the ads: there was an ad on the beach: whoever drowns will not swim anymore, in one house i saw an ad: the elevator does not take you down, in the newspaper there was an ad: finder of a thousand rubles, please return for a good reward, in the store there was an ad: ice cream is sold in the meat department.

they asked where there was a toilet? they were told: in the forest, an hour later they came out of the forest and said: there is no toilet there. and now let's smoothly move on to wonderful surnames, what kind of surnames don't exist, well, for example, nikhamkin, it's immediately obvious that a decent person is not some kind of khamkin or grubian, although such surnames also occur, here's what

a wonderful surname gundrizer is, heavy as a bulldozer, and nothing, there lived a man with such a surname. author of the english language textbook vera gundarizer. in the botanical garden on prospekt mira i saw a flower of the rhoda dendron schlipenbachii. well, what a cool name, right? rhoda dendron schlipenbachii. here, it is probably appropriate to recall the saying of chekhov, who said: there is no such thing in the world that would not suit a jew for a surname. there is such an anecdote: a husband saw the word beloved in his wife's phone, pressed it, hoping to hear his phone ring, but heard a sleepy voice of a man, the husband screamed: "who are you, i'll pull your legs out, in response he heard: "a stylist, i, a hairdresser"! my favorite surname, how you all have fed me up, when i worked at the factory, we had a storekeeper there named shirinkina,

she was very worried about her surname and calmed down only when she got married and changed her last name, now her last name is zadova, by the way, the same last name shirinkin, was the great director mark zakharov, which gave alexander the opportunity to say once: mark anatolyevich, your zakharka has come undone. once upon a time in baku there was a pop couple kakalov and kukuy. their real last name. an odessa administrator, a well-known administrator at that time, kozyk, said: "i don't know what kind of artists they are, but their last name is box office." let's move on to the following absurdities: in montenegro in a restaurant menu i read chicken soup in the...

century in the city of kaliningrad. on the gates of a cemetery in one city, i will not name it, there was a poster: "welcome". at the lobnya station, on the community center there was a poster: vote for our candidate. cemetery and further, think about your future. peredelkini on the dacha of one odious critic it was written: there is a vicious dog in the yard, someone added, unprincipled, once in our country they sold perfumes called tourist, then i kept thinking: perfume landazh smell of lily of the valley, yes perfume lilac, smells of lilac, i wonder what perfume tourist smells like, huh? on the door of one of the apartments was written: "knock louder, i still can't hear anything." not far from our dacha vgedeevo,

there are two settlements: one is the village of lizunovo, and the other is the village of perematkino. in montenegro, not far from budva , there is a place called sisichi. by the way, once there was a competition for the most wonderful name, it was held across the country. according to the results. competitions, the first place was won by the village of duvaki in perovsky krai, second place - scrotum in kaluga oblast, third place barvarina-chaika in saratov oblast, and also the villages of greedy, big stink, chicken cc and the village of kolbasa in novosibirsk oblast took part in the competition. on the internet , the address of an ambulance you know how it sounds scorpomru. the names of various musical ensembles are especially bizarre, well-known inveterate swindlers, accidents, ddt, leg cramp, gang, thieves, crematorium finally,

mother of damp earth. i wonder, this last one belongs to which cemetery attributed, two famous artists, called their duet uma thurman, but they could have called nona mordyakova, that she is worse or something, than ima turman, for us no worse. the lyrics of the songs do not lag behind the names, one pretty singer once sang: "dance russia cry europe, and mine is the most beautiful, well , you know the rest, and the banda ensemble sang: "don't dull swords, but bricks, run away and flow, good poetry, right? leontev once sang, everyone wants to have both a bride and a friend, well, such a controversial statement, yes, you must admit, people somehow like this song didn't catch it, it was possible". accessible

places, i wonder who told them that teeth grow there, they sent me from the city, monastery tea, it says on the pack:

you are the lord and then the shelf life is 2 years, finally the labels, in baku i went into one hardware store on the counter i saw three saucepans: one large, another medium, the third small, under the large one it said gastrul, in the middle gastrulka, under the small one it said gastrulchonok, i liked it all so much, i told from the stage in baku in the evening, i immediately received a note, it's all nonsense, we've known this joke for a long time, here in our grocery store in the confectionery department they sell candies, geese and paws, on them it says: paws of a goose, in tashkent on the outskirts in a small store on the counter there were panties under glass panties, on them it said "women's turus", and next to them they were selling the same panties, but with pantaloons, on them it said "turus with sleeves",

but everything... we've already been fooled by such a label in moscow, it means the saleswoman sells all sorts of products there it says "tyatin gc", one customer says: give me 200 g of this duckling g, well gk, hot smoked, she says, duckling, duckling - it's me, galina konstantinovna, that's all. it is important to mention another hobby, playing musical instruments, how the sounds of the bayan, balalaika or guitar touch the soul, wife to her husband, darling, what helps to produce such charming sounds in your bayan? mikha, darling, that's exactly it, mikha, you want me

to sound nice too, and not buzz. then buy me a mink fur coat, what a clever girl, you see, it's nice to listen to a good game, one man tells another, says: can you imagine, yesterday a thief broke into my apartment, saw a violin there and started playing it, i went in and enjoyed it for half an hour, but then i called the police, but why, and in the end he sang out of tune, witty, the artist's talent is limitless, and today he will conquer your hearts again, meet sergey drobotenko, friends, there was a case,

a woman ordered an air conditioner for herself, on the appointed day they call from the company, ask to go downstairs, meet, the woman goes downstairs and sees that the men are carrying some big box out of the van without identification marks, as it turned out later, they brought a toilet to the neighboring apartment, a woman, in full confidence that it was her air conditioner, my dear, begins... men, confident that they were talking about a toilet, while talking they go upstairs, woman, great eagles, you are coming to me, well, yes, probably to you, tell me, men, i wanted to clarify the color, what is it, white, white, wonderful,

well tell me, tell me about it, what kind of floor-standing is it, well, naturally, why naturally, maybe you'll mount it under the ceiling, listen, we 've been working for the company for 10 years, but so far we've never mounted it under the ceiling, no, if you want, we'll mount it for you, of course, i just feel sorry for you, why? i feel sorry for me, well, how can i tell you , you might not have time, yes, situations are different, it's good that it's on the floor, tell me , it ozones the air, but it depends on you, i get it, that's the question, i don't want to disturb the neighbors...